Huangshiren: Stop, you scum! I shall seize some pleasure!... Jiang, my friend, you've misunderstood! This pleasure is not the same as that pleasure. Pleasure is emptiness, emptiness is pleasure, shall we discuss this?... Jiang, please refrain from insulting... Jiang, don't slap me... Oh no! Yuan Hong, cut him! Nezha, hold his hands! Wukong, blindfold him with the tiger skin mini skirt I made for you! What are you doing?! I'll burst his chrysanthemum! Countless heavenly beings! Primordial Heavenly Lord: Disciple, I sent you down the mountain to become a god. Where is the List of Heavenly Seals? Did Huangshiren take it? Who is Huangshiren anyway? Heavenly Master of the Celestial Teaching: This scoundrel is truly the most despicable person in the world, but hey, he amuses me! Supreme Lord Laozi: From now on, anyone who kills Huangshiren, I'll give them a gourd with a Nine-Revolution Golden Elixir! Daoist Lu Ya: Whoever kills my good disciple, I'll dig up their mother's ruined grave! Bodhisattva Manjushri: Master, Huangshiren... he... he touched my tofu! Lesser Demons: Our ancestor is the heavens, our ancestor is the earth, our ancestor embodies the righteous energy between heaven and earth! Who caused Daji to toss and turn? Who climbed onto Avalokitesvara's bed? Who inserted themselves into Yunzhongzi's nostrils? Who became Shen Gongbao's brother? Who abducted Li Jing's son? And who destroyed the Sealing of the Three Realms?! If you, my dear readers, think "I Shall Seize Some Pleasure" is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in your QQ groups and Weibo!
451.71 Million words | 2022-12-25 05:47Update
The young boy was sprawled on an old table, fiddling with a dozen or so copper coins under the dim candlelight. As the coins diminished, a sense of bitterness filled the boy's heart. "Sigh... I've reached a dead end... Just think, my brother at least became an immortal, a practitioner of the Dao of immortals. How could he end up in such a miserable state... even falling down the stairs would result in three fractures..." The more the young boy pondered, the angrier he became. He forcefully slammed his hand on the worn-out table. Little did he know, with a loud "boom," the once intact table shattered into pieces, followed by the boy's screams of agony.
467.78 Million words | 2022-12-25 02:36Update
A sword rises in the east, as the sun and moon set in the west. The divine spirit returns to stillness, while myriad immortals submit. Demons dance in frenzy, engulfing the world in chaos. I wield a sword, to conquer the boundless realms. … The heavens have perished. In the next life, I wish to become an immortal. In this life, I choose to become a demon, only to seek harmony and righteousness to prevail! … From the shattered Earth of the final era, I traversed across the starry sea, carrying the legacy of the Green Ping Sword. Qinghe, it is time to take up the sword and astonish the world.
516.09 Million words | 2022-12-24 23:19Update
At night, there would be knocking sounds coming from the basement of my house. During the day, I often saw strange bugs crawling out from underground. Many times, I wanted to explore the truth, but my husband always stopped me. Until one day, when he was drunk and asleep, I secretly sneaked into the cellar, only to discover a horrifying scene... Part 1: "The Witch's Husband" http://www.motie.com/book/
282.34 Million words | 2022-12-24 19:47Update
The young boy, raised strictly by his father, suddenly becomes a "Preliminary Shaman" and gains the ability to control giant insects on the day he becomes an orphan. Shortly thereafter, he accidentally finds his mother in a distant foreign land and leaps from a small mountain village into the magnificent stage of the world metropolis. From then on, this young boy who has mastered the ancient traditions of ancient gods and demons, unfolds a series of fascinating legendary stories in the kingdom of Western civilization and the otherworldly realm... [Produced by Piggy, guaranteed to be of high quality] ~~~
232.28 Million words | 2022-12-24 14:41Update
Congratulations, when the terrifying Weibo @s you, you will enter the world of Weibo. Here is like heaven and hell, where you will encounter powers within your grasp but also tasks that can annihilate you in an instant. You will encounter all sorts of realms, where you will experience the cries of vengeful ghosts, the exhilaration of immortals, and even the fiery blood of famous generals from the Three Kingdoms splashing onto your face. Is it real? But these things should not exist. Is it fake? When a knife cuts through your skin and pierces your bones, the pain and suffocation of death will make you realize the value of life. In this place, you will encounter unimaginable events, but even if you encounter ghosts, do not be afraid, because sometimes what's more terrifying is the person behind you! Join the discussion group of terror on Weibo, where everyone is a fan of terrifying Weibo. However, do not believe them, because in the world of Weibo, you have no friends you can trust!
421.18 Million words | 2022-12-24 13:01Update
Gods and Buddhas fight in the heavens, the underworld falls, and the cycle of three thousand worlds undergoes countless tribulations. A young man unexpectedly inherits the supreme legacy and, after enduring numerous trials, becomes the controller of the underworld. He reconstructs the underworld, reopens the cycle of reincarnation, and insists that all celestial beings, gods, and Buddhas must enter my reincarnation. Even if you are invincible in battle, I will not care about your lofty status. Ask
539.48 Million words | 2022-12-24 12:55Update
Five nations are in chaos, contending for the world. In Hejian, a remarkable woman emerges, sweeping away the heroes and ascending the throne as emperor, bringing peace to the land and tranquility to the seas. People only know of the fierce empress, but they are unaware of her original intention in vying for supremacy, which was simply to avoid palace intrigue. Jiang Pengji said, "I warn you, system, if you instigate me to engage in palace intrigue again, believe me, I will press the emperor to death to show you!" The Palace Intrigue Live Broadcasting System replied, "Baby, my heart is bitter QAQ." #The Empress's Evolution Diary# #How the Goddess Became Emperor through Live Broadcasting in Ancient Times# #This live streaming room is deceptive, where is the promised palace intrigue?# PS: The novel "The Future Military Girl Rises" is currently being updated... PPS: Over a thousand bookmarks and more updates (*^__^*)
406.01 Million words | 2022-12-24 03:14Update
Can one person's struggle bring about a turning point in destiny? Can the seemingly unstoppable forces of fate be changed by a mere ant? When immortality no longer brings freedom, and all beings become prisoners, conspiracies arise and an era of chaos begins!
615.14 Million words | 2022-12-23 19:51Update
Question 1: What is the Tao? Answer: The spiritual Tao is divine, the life Tao leads to immortality, and achieving immortality or divinity are all considered the Tao. Question 2: What is the Great Tao? Answer: The combination of one's innate nature and life is the first and greatest Tao. Question 3: How can it be determined as the Great Tao? Answer: If I were to strike you, dispersing your nature and life, why would you continue to cultivate the Tao? Born as a divine being, transforming one's three bodies and nature, one can cultivate the unparalleled Great Tao. With a destiny marked by adversity, traversing the vast world, one strives for the burning of a single incense.
239.02 Million words | 2022-12-23 18:13Update
The Korean entertainment industry that I fantasize about in my heart.
315.41 Million words | 2022-12-23 09:15Update
She was reborn after enduring the flames, returning to her seven-year-old self. Determined to turn the tide, she enters the palace once again. In her previous life, you killed my child, you killed me... So in this life, I will destroy your pride and seize your palace.
583.10 Million words | 2022-12-23 09:02Update
Peak immortal technique, rampant and fearsome; Dominating the martial world, defeating all heroes! With a wave of the hand, the weather changes; Cultivating both immortal and martial arts, who dares to compete in the battlefield! Otaku Xiao Chen, carrying the "Comprehensive Guide to Cultivation" bought on Taobao, transmigrated to the Tianwu continent where martial arts reign supreme. Refining alchemy pills, cultivating talismans, arranging grand formations, crafting magic treasures, he cultivates the long-lost Azure Dragon Martial Soul, composing an epic tale of passion and heroism!
373.52 Million words | 2022-12-23 03:10Update
Grandpa played a trick on me before he died, almost costing me my life. After being saved, I became a servant for a demon fairy. Ever since, I have been traveling between the underworld, ghost dens, and ancient tombs, serving all sorts of wild immortals. But I have gained some benefits from it too! Hey hey, beauties... stay away from me, I still have to find my goddess! "The Northeast Horse Immortal" group "The Northeast Horse Immortal" VIP group.
532.95 Million words | 2022-12-22 15:17Update
The path of immortality is ethereal, trailing the footsteps of immortals is elusive. Li Nianfan, as a mortal, descended into the world of cultivation, only desiring a peaceful life after realizing that becoming an immortal was hopeless. Little did he know that... The dog he adopted, because it saw him writing poetry and painting, became the king of demons, suppressing a world. The trees he planted behind his house, because they listened to him playing the zither and composing music, became the trees of the world, supporting the bridge between heaven and earth. The passerby he encountered, because he was casually enlightened by him, became a sage of the immortal path, leading an era. Looking back... It turned out that the scholar who had been pestering him for calligraphy and paintings was the immortal art master of the celestial world, the old man who was terrible at chess was the immortal chess grandmaster, and the beautiful woman who came to listen to music every night was the number one saint in the celestial world... (Note: The translation provided above is just a straight translation of the text. It may not capture the nuances or literary style of the original Chinese.)
291.33 Million words | 2022-12-22 11:16Update
A young genius embarks on a journey of revenge after his clan's extermination. Enduring hardships, overcoming obstacles, and facing dangers, he gradually ascends to the pinnacle with blood as his ultimate retribution. (The beginning chapters may not be well-written, but I urge everyone to persevere in reading, as the later parts will be written better. Thank you all.)
500.53 Million words | 2022-12-22 05:43Update
With a mysterious half scroll in hand and a prime shop in the old street, Yu Tian, the sole successor of the peculiar Qingfeng sect, inherited a powerful and mysterious half book from his master, along with a bookstore and art studio called Qingfeng Pavilion. From then on, he embarked on the path of exorcising demons and eliminating evil. Unexpectedly, numerous beautiful women flooded into Qingfeng Pavilion, turning it into an ambiguous shared apartment. Most importantly, these tenants are not human at all...
418.79 Million words | 2022-12-22 04:20Update
In the Ningcheng Shen family, there were two outstanding daughters: Shen Ru, who was smart and capable, and Shen Yan, who was charming and lovely. One day, they were joined by a third daughter, Shen Wan. Silent and unremarkable, she was like a delicate pear tree in the wind, fragile and helpless. Shen father said, 'Keep her.' Shen mother said, 'A daughter born from a lowly woman is still a lowly woman.' Shen Ru said, 'Such a small-minded family.' Shen Yan said, 'Qi Gege hates gardenia flowers the most.' Shen Wan sneered and thought, 'Don't worry, take your time, none of you can escape!' ... In her past life, Shen Wan bled to death, her innards hollowed out, dying on a cold operating table. She was thirty years old, without children. In this lifetime, she came for revenge, step by step, turning Ningcheng upside down, but inadvertently provoked the great demon king. Quan Hantan, known as 'Sixth Master,' was cold-hearted and mysterious. [Cute Bundle] It is said that when little Quan was born, his father Quan suffered greatly. Well, he was bitten by Quan's mother... [Guide] Pure and sweet, without abuse or misunderstandings, this is a refreshing and enticing romance. [Recommended Completed Work] 'Pampered Daughter-in-law': http://www.xxsy.net/info/.html
236.80 Million words | 2022-12-22 02:00Update
In the past, Ye Shi was a little monster that everyone avoided, but Xiao Yu dared to chase after Ye Shi until death, only then did Xiao Yu get what he wanted. In this life, Ye Shi and Xiao Yu have switched roles. She relentlessly pursues Xiao Yu, but everyone else thinks that she is constantly making things difficult for Xiao Yu, so... What's wrong with this situation?
411.28 Million words | 2022-12-22 00:42Update
Do you have dreams? Dreams are a spiritual world that exists in our minds and eventually becomes reality. Everyone, whether young or old, male or female, has their own dreams! One day, when Haomeng was asked about his dreams, he was at a loss, not knowing where his future would be. But when he met someone
246.31 Million words | 2022-12-21 23:08Update
